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Pathan ki cycle

Aik dafa aik pathan cycle chala raha tha
raastay main aik dam 1 orat aa gayi aur
pathan ne usay cycle maar di
orat:break nhin maar sktay thay
pathan:pura cycle maar diya break marna ab baaki tha...:D

Azeem Misaal by a Pathan

Dosti ki azeem misaal..
Pathan ney New mobile lia to doston ney kaha mithai khilao..
Pathan bazar gaya mobile bech k mithai ley aaya..

Dr & Pathan

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.
Dr: dawai khali thi?
Pathn :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
Pathn :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
P :nahin gi-dawai lal thi.
Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
P :nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.
Dr:ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
P :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Main theek tu ho jaun ga na..

Bomb Blast

1 jaga bomb blast k bad 1 aadmi chilla rha tha: “O God mera hath urh gaya”
Pathan: hosla karo mat roo,daiko us aadmi ka Sar urh gaya hai,wo B to chup hai.

Paani Ubaal Lena

Doctor:
Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle ubaal
lena chahiye

Pathan:
woh to theek hey per
ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga ?

Pathan & Ufone

1 PATHAN ko Ufone men Operator ki Job mili
Pehle hi Din use Mar k Nikal dia
Bcoz
1st cal:Sir meri Ufone ki Sim block hogai he
PATHAN:To ZONG lelo boht sasti ha.