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Pathan ki cycle

Aik dafa aik pathan cycle chala raha tha
raastay main aik dam 1 orat aa gayi aur
pathan ne usay cycle maar di
orat:break nhin maar sktay thay
pathan:pura cycle maar diya break marna ab baaki tha...:D

Azeem Misaal by a Pathan

Dosti ki azeem misaal..
Pathan ney New mobile lia to doston ney kaha mithai khilao..
Pathan bazar gaya mobile bech k mithai ley aaya..

Dr & Pathan

Dr:Tabiat kesi hai ab?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hai.
Dr: dawai khali thi?
Pathn :khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Dr:I mean dawai le li thi?
Pathn :gi aap ne di thi tou mene le li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
P :nahin gi-dawai lal thi.
Dr:Aby gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
P :nahin gi-peeliya tu mujhe tha.
Dr:ulu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
P :nahi aap ne hi ne to kaha tha k fridge main rkhna!
Main theek tu ho jaun ga na..

Bomb Blast

1 jaga bomb blast k bad 1 aadmi chilla rha tha: “O God mera hath urh gaya”
Pathan: hosla karo mat roo,daiko us aadmi ka Sar urh gaya hai,wo B to chup hai.

Paani Ubaal Lena

Doctor:
Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle ubaal
lena chahiye

Pathan:
woh to theek hey per
ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga ?

Pathan & Ufone

1 PATHAN ko Ufone men Operator ki Job mili
Pehle hi Din use Mar k Nikal dia
Bcoz
1st cal:Sir meri Ufone ki Sim block hogai he
PATHAN:To ZONG lelo boht sasti ha.

Electric Motor

Pathan went 2 an electric company 4 intrview
Boss:Electric motor kaise chalti ha?
Pathan
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
Boss:Gussay sy Stop it
Pathan:
Turr..tur..thoos!

Hamara Naap

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya
Koi kehta mri shalwar
meri qemti qameez
1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?
Pathan:hmara naap ly gya.

Pathan ki Amma

Pathan Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
Pathan:-
Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Kra K Gai Hy…!

Jaali Note

Pthan Naqli note le kr surf lane shop pe gya.
Shopkepr:
is me Quaid-e-Azam k sr pe Topi nhi hai.
Pthan:
wo meli ho gai hai usi k liey to surf leney aya hun.

Molvi to Pathan

Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?
?
Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)

Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz

Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki
2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

Bahir Ki Cheaz

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?
pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

I Student You

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”
.
bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
“i student u”

Pathan ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Bathroom

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Faida!

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga. X_X